Guardians of the Galaxy sold out in 13 seconds this morning,” says Bre, a helpful Disney “cast member” who is explaining how post-pandemic queuing works at Walt Disney World.
Admit it, you’d have bet hard on the Star Wars rides being the biggest attractions at Walt Disney World this year, but Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind – which opened on 27 May 2022 in Disney’s Epcot park – has to be the hottest ticket in all of Orlando.
Imagine Disney’s classic Space Mountain ride, plus Chris Pratt and a funky soundtrack, minus the whiplash. This indoor rollercoaster launches backwards (a Disney first) before gliding swiftly and smoothly through the darkness, spinning past luminaries of the galaxy.
Each ride is accompanied by one of six retro hits, from I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls to Disco Inferno. If you’ve seen the movies, it’s very appropriate — if not, you’ll be laughing too hard to care. Guardians isn’t the most terrifying rollercoaster but it’s hands-down the most fun, whether you’re the sort that likes thrill rides in flying saucers or you usually prefer the teacups.
Getting onboard for this intergalactic space trip can prove difficult however, with Bre explaining: “There is no physical line for Guardians. You have to use the Disney World app to join a virtual line at 7am; if you don’t get a place then, you can try again at 1pm.”
Since Brits last visited Walt Disney World, the resort has introduced the Genie system on the Disney World app, which helps guests plan their days across all of Disney’s four parks. Visitors can see live wait times for each ride, and – if they purchase the Genie+ upgrade – book fast-track admissions to one attraction every two hours (works once per attraction). Bear in mind that Genie+ does not work on the newest, most popular experiences, like Guardians and Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance. For a selected few attractions, guests will have to pay extra (around $14) to book Lightning Lane passes if they don’t want to queue.
It’s worth doing because we found wait times of up to four hours for Rise of the Resistance. That said, the pre-ride experience – which features a mash-up of animatronics, CGI, live actors and innovative trackless tech – blurs the line between what constitutes a queue and the attraction itself. Rebel encounters, a space flight, and a genuinely jaw-dropping confrontation with a platoon of stormtroopers all feature in the attraction’s preamble before strapping in for the final ride.
Celebrating good times
Of course, Disney isn’t all about the thrill rides. 1 October 2021 marked 50 years of Walt Disney World, and – perhaps because many couldn’t visit due to Covid – celebrations will last 18 months until 1 April 2023. Parades, performances, fireworks and light displays across all parks are bigger and better with reimagined Disney songs. Magic Kingdom is dotted with bronze statues of characters from Goofy to R2D2, and it’s not just Cinderella’s Castle illuminated with magical projections each night – for the first time they now extend all along Main Street USA. It’s a spectacle unlikely to be seen again… until 2032.
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A Disney 14 Day Magic Ticket with unlimited access to all six Disney parks plus free Memory Maker costs from £535 per adult and £508 per child (3-9). Visits before 25 October 2022 get 14 days for the price of seven. dosomethingdifferent.com