I’m still recovering from a bone-crunching minibus ride through Burma’s forested interior when I suddenly realise that I’m surrounded.
A gaggle of giggling Burmese schoolgirls has crowded around our group as we stroll towards the revered Buddhist cave complex of Phowintaung, and all thoughts of ancient treasures are forgotten as they jabber away in Burmese while waving a mass of mobile phones.
In an instant, they are laughing, linking arms with us and posing for selfies, chattering excitedly as they triumphantly compare shots of these novel foreigners.
I’ve never been so popular, and I realise we are the main tourist attraction as these girls are clearly unaccustomed to seeing Westerners.
But it’s a sign of things to come on our Chindwin River cruise as it delves deep into Burma’s northern hinterland away from popular tourist areas of the Irrawaddy River, which has been increasingly busy in recent years.
Up here tourists are a rarity, as just a handful of riverboats can navigate the Chindwin’s shallow depths. Pandaw is one of them, and the sole company to offer departures for eight months of the year.
During our week-long sailing northwards from the town of Monywa (three hours’ drive north of Mandalay) to Homalin, which sits close to the Indian border, we never see other tourist boats – or other tourists for that matter – so often become the centre of attention wherever we stop.