A week after my wedding and I am already preparing to kiss someone else. I close my eyes and take in a lungful of salty air before planting my lips on one of the Atlantic Ocean’s finest crustaceans.
There’s a smattering of applause and a couple of people get in close to take pictures and for 10 seconds or so I’m taken back to the “big day” a week before.
This time though, I don’t think my affections are reciprocated and after a celebratory shot of something alcoholic my brief fling with an American lobster is over as my 10-legged friend returns to the ocean.
Emery, our guide for the afternoon, has spent the last hour explaining the history of fishing in the area as we chug merrily around the bay – and we are about to get to the good part.
Apparently the few times I’ve eaten lobster before have been entirely incorrect. Instead of neatly taking the shell apart, Atlantic Canadians go all in. We’re instructed to crack, pull, split and slurp our way through a couple of pounds of succulent white meat.
To say the lobster defines Shediac and to a large extent these seaside provinces is something of an understatement. There’s an 11-metre high sculpture outside the town and in neighbouring Nova Scotia, the local McDonald’s chain actually sells its own lobster roll.
But the region’s charms are not restricted to food.