Time-tested favourite
Pirates Adventure has entertained audiences in its current form for 32 years, with Attraction World selling it to UK agents for 20 of those with its pre-departure rates cheaper than those in-resort.
Shows run around four times a week from April until October, with high season between July 1 and August 31.
Think Cirque du Soleil does Pirates of Penzance on steroids; the show is a concoction of drama, comedy and stunts performed by a cast of Olympic, World and European champion gymnasts and acrobats.
My personal favourite is the physics-defying “drunken sailors”, who fling themselves from a high ledge above the galleon on to trampolines hidden below its decks.
“It’s definitely one of our top 10 European attractions,” Nicky Yates, business development manager – North, tells me as we whoop our way through act after act. “It is very popular both with agents and customers.”
A 6pm start time, an easy to follow storyline and plenty of audience interaction helps the show to forge a family-friendly appeal.
Similar to a classic panto, each area of the theatre is designated one of the characters as their “captain” for the evening – we’ve been corralled on to Blackbeard’s crew tonight – with the audience encouraged to cheer on their pirate’s acts of heroism.
Bedtime story
The show’s creation is as rich a story as its own plot, having been dreamt up by hotelier Jacques Sasson as a bedtime story for his daughter Catherine, now the chief executive of Pirates’ parent company, Globo Balear Entertainment Group.
After the yarn wowed Catherine, Sasson began to spin it wider, staging the show to entertain guests at his Benidorm hotel in the evenings, which in turn developed into the modern day set-up.
Despite the high stakes adventure, there is plenty of buccaneer banter – courtesy of the show’s compere Lord Mellion.
At times walking the narrowest plank between family-friendly material and debauched japes (we are in Magaluf after all), the bewigged and powdered charlatan makes me choke on my flagon of Pirate’s Punch, Sangria to you and me.
Luckily my refreshment is part of an unlimited drinks package, available to all ticket types, all evening, along with a traditional set menu.
With Lafitte defeated and my thirst for adventure – and Sangria – quenched, we head out for a popular Pirates Adventure tradition – post-show selfies with the cast.
Yates beams as we gather round a fierce-looking Blackbeard, still very much in character.
“Everybody wants that night to remember on holiday and Pirates never disappoints,” she says.
Book it: Pirates Adventure main deck seating costs from £47 per adult and £29 per child aged 2-12. attractionworld.com